Cocktail™

The House Slaughter Cocktail

According to IMDB- we at House Slaughter studios claim that House Slaughter is the first movie to have its own official cocktail, The House Slaughter Cocktail. See below:

See, we didn’t lie. If it’s on IMDB it's real. 

This is a very simple cocktail to make, and the perfect drink for birthday parties, wedding anniversaries, work promotions, baptisms, and spooky Halloween celebrations! While the ingredients in this cocktail are simple and straightforward, they’re also representative of each of the four main characters in the movie, House Slaughter. 

Smirnoff Ice is Jaxon’s favorite, as it is a classic DCSC staple in the dorm rooms. Underberg represents Sajit’s mountainous Himalayan roots. Beau is an alcoholic, his favorite drink being vodka. Lemon represents Kevin’s sour attitude towards globalization and capitalism; he is nihilist. All of them combined make for the perfect, bloody mix.

Ingredients

• Digestif (Underberg)
• Wine Cooler (Smirnoff Ice)
• Vodka
• Lemon
• Ice

Steps:

• Fill up an Old-Fashioned (or Rock) glass with 4 or 5 ice cubes
• Pour 1 oz of vodka
• Pour 4 oz of Smirnoff Ice (about half a bottle)
• Open an Underberg and gently pour over ice
• Stir well
• Top off with a healthy squeeze of lemon

Before drinking, it is important to raise your glass, recognize all the animals who have died to feed humans throughout history, and say “Let’s all have a good time!”